Thoughts For 2008

Started by Alboy, December 19, 2007, 04:49:13 AM

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Life is ***ually transmitted.

Number 8

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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Number 6
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Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but   you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Number 4
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
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Number 3
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Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial  tax cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2

In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world  is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among  the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where  terrorists are located.   Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of anti
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Alboy
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