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sakorick

July 02, 2019, 02:32:54 PM
Venison for dinner again?   Oh deer!
Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

sakorick

#1
July 03, 2019, 05:00:02 AM
How does Moses make tea?   Hebrews it.
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gitano

#2
July 03, 2019, 09:50:43 AM
:MOGRIN:


:MOGRIN:

One for each.

Paul
Be nicer than necessary.

sakorick

#3
July 03, 2019, 06:56:56 PM
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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gitano

#4
July 04, 2019, 08:34:28 AM
I love puns.

Paul
Be nicer than necessary.

Jamie.270

#5
July 04, 2019, 03:17:05 PM
What does your phone have in common with your dog?


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Both have collar ID.
QuoteRestrictive gun laws that leave good people helpless, don\'t have the power to render bad people harmless.

To believe otherwise is folly. --  Me

sakorick

#6
July 05, 2019, 09:58:47 AM
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
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gitano

#7
July 05, 2019, 10:34:18 AM
Keep 'em coming!

Paul
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sakorick

#8
July 05, 2019, 11:56:39 AM
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
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sakorick

#9
July 06, 2019, 01:15:17 PM
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now.
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sakorick

#10
July 08, 2019, 10:55:30 AM
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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sakorick

#11
July 09, 2019, 02:20:05 AM
I know a guy addicted to brake fluid - he says he can stop any time.
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Jamie.270

#12
July 12, 2019, 03:54:04 PM
There used to be a lot of blonds in my neighborhood. But I think they're dyeing out.
QuoteRestrictive gun laws that leave good people helpless, don\'t have the power to render bad people harmless.

To believe otherwise is folly. --  Me

recoil junky

#13
July 12, 2019, 07:35:56 PM
The medical staff thought it was simple mucus, but it's snot.

:rolleyes:

RJ
When you go afield, take the kids and please......................................wear your seatbelts.
Northwest Colorado.............Where the wapiti roam and deer and antelope run amuck. :undecided:  
Proud father of a soldier medic in The 82nd Airborne 325th AIR White Falcons :army:

sakorick

#14
July 12, 2019, 07:53:27 PM
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
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