Las Vegas Giving

Started by Alboy, April 30, 2009, 10:32:04 AM

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Alboy

I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS!!!!
LAS VEGAS CHURCHES ACCEPT GAMBLING CHIPS!!!

 
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN
[/COLOR][/FONT][/B]LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.


NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.[/FONT][/B]
 
SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

 
THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP [/FONT]MONKS.

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      YOU
   

   DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU?

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Alboy
BLACKPOWDER WATERFOWLER
KATY TEXAS PRAIRIE
 
THIS TOO SHALL PASS

Daryl (deceased)

Nope, didn't see that one coming, but it sounded a little strange there for a bit. ;)
 
Daryl
A government that abrogates any of the Bill of Rights, with or without majoritarian approval, forever acts illegitimately, becomes tyrannical, and loses the moral right to govern-Jeffrey Snyder
 

RIP Linden33

Dogwood Charlie


kombi1976

Cheers & God Bless
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chris112


jesusgecko

So does that mean they use monk keys to get into the vault with all the chips?
Normality is for the weak.

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