So You Want To Be In Charge...

Started by Jay Edward (deceased), April 28, 2008, 04:52:38 PM

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Jay Edward (deceased)

    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "manager".  The questions are not that difficult.
 
  1.  How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
  The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.  This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
 
  2.  How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
  Wrong Answer :  Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
  Correct Answer : Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
 
  This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.


  3.  The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
  Correct Answer :  The Elephant.  The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.
 
  OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
 
 
  4.  There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
  Correct Answer:  You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting! This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
 
     According to Andersen Consulting World wide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.  But many pre-schoolers got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most management consultants have the brains of a four year old.

Jay Edward (deceased)

I tried this test once or twice and it does catch folks off guard.

Daryl (deceased)

No, I don't want to be in charge.
 
I just want less to do, more time to do it, and more money for not getting it done.
 
But, until I find a government job, I'll keep working for a living.
 
;)
 
Daryl
A government that abrogates any of the Bill of Rights, with or without majoritarian approval, forever acts illegitimately, becomes tyrannical, and loses the moral right to govern-Jeffrey Snyder
 

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davidlt89

QuoteI just want less to do, more time to do it, and more money for not getting it done.
if you find a place that supports this, please call me!!!!
Romans 12:2
     
2 Don't copy the behavior and customs of this world, but let God transform you into a new person by changing the way you think. Then you will learn to know God's will for you, which is good and pleasing and perfect.

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